Okay, I have you all beat: I have a condom on my left foot's big toe. Yes, I know that's not where it usually goes but I'm trying an experiment: I read somewhere that if you have a nagging toenail fungus problem that you should soak the affected toe in Listerine--eventually, it'll kill the fungus. (It sure beats taking a pill to get rid of the problem and that could also kill your liver.) I tried dipping my toe into a paint spray cap, other caps, in a Baggie with a rubber band ... none of those worked. So, what else would contain a liquid yet fit snugly on my toe? A condom. If this works, Trojan is going to receive the strangest customer feedback letter, ever.