What did the skeleton say to the bartender?

Discussion in 'Ham Radio Life' started by KC2SIZ, Sep 26, 2021.

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  1. KC2SIZ

    KC2SIZ Ham Member QRZ Page

    Gimme a beer and a mop....
     
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  2. K6CLS

    K6CLS Ham Member QRZ Page

    So the bartender says "We don't serve your kind in here!"

    Then, 2 time travelers walk in to the bar.
     
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  3. K7KBN

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    Why can you not tell if your pteranodon is using the rest room?


    ...the p is silent. Works with pterodactyls as well. My 4th grade teacher thought "ptarmigan" was pronounced with a definite "p". And the principal walked in just as she was explaining that. The principal, an avid hunter whose smile could freeze a whole flock of ptarmigans, explained it to her in the softest voice we'd ever heard him use. When he left, she continued on about the TARmigan.
     
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  4. VK5KKS

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    There were two peanuts walking down the plaza, a one was a salted.
     
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  5. W7TCT

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    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “Hey.” The horse says “Sure.”
     
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  6. KL7AJ

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    Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
    A: He didn't have the guts.
     
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  7. WF7A

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    Q: What do you call a skeleton found in the closet?
    A: Last year’s Hide-and-Seek Champion.
     
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  8. KP4SX

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    "I gotta take a leak."
     
  9. N2PQW

    N2PQW Ham Member QRZ Page

    Did ya hear about the stick up on the George Washington Bridge?




    Some kid threw it there.
     
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  10. N2PQW

    N2PQW Ham Member QRZ Page

    Why don't skeletons bet on the Super Bowl?





    They have no skin in the game.
     
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